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Limitation of Liability:
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These terms and conditions are applicable to you upon your accessing and use of the AskNorris.com website. These terms and conditions, or any part of them, may be terminated by Puzlink, LLC without notice at any time, for any reason. The provisions relating to Copyrights, Trademark, Disclaimer, Limitation of Liability, Indemnification and Miscellaneous, shall survive any termination.
Your use of the AskNorris.com website shall be governed in all respects by the laws of the state of New York, U.S.A., without regard to choice of law provisions, and not by the 1980 U.N. Convention on contracts for the international sale of goods. You agree that jurisdiction over and venue in any legal proceeding directly or indirectly arising out of or relating to the AskNorris.com website shall be in the state or federal courts located in Suffolk County, New York. Any cause of action or claim you may have with respect to the AskNorris.com website must be commenced within one (1) year after the claim or cause of action arises. Puzlink, LLC’s failure to insist upon or enforce strict performance of any provision of these terms and conditions shall not be construed as a waiver of any provision or right. Neither the course of conduct between the parties nor trade practice shall act to modify any of these terms and conditions. Puzlink, LLC may assign its rights and duties under this Agreement to any party at any time without notice to you.
Use of Site:
Harassment in any manner or form on the AskNorris.com website, including via e-mail, chat, or by use of obscene or abusive language, is strictly forbidden. Impersonation of others, including an AskNorris.com representative, Puzlink, LLC or other licensed employee, host, or other representative, as well as other members or visitors on the site is prohibited. You may not upload to, distribute, or otherwise publish through the AskNorris.com website any content which is libelous, defamatory, obscene, threatening, invasive of privacy or publicity rights, abusive, illegal, or otherwise objectionable which may constitute or encourage a criminal offense, violate the rights of any party or which may otherwise give rise to liability or violate any law. You may not upload commercial content on the AskNorris.com website or use the AskNorris.com website to solicit others to join or become members of any other commercial online service or other organization.
You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Puzlink, LLC, its officers, directors, employees, agents, licensors and suppliers (collectively the "Puzlink, LLC Indemnitees") from and against all losses, expenses, damages and costs, including reasonable attorneys' fees, resulting from any violation of these Term of Use or any activity related your or your Company’s use of the AskNorris.com website (including negligent or wrongful conduct) or by you, your Company or any other person accessing the AskNorris.com website using your Internet account.
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I. Collection of Information
ASKNORRIS.com sometimes collects personally identifiable information, like names, postal addresses, email addresses, etc. (“Personally Identifiable Information”), when voluntarily submitted by our visitors. We consider Personally Identifiable Information to be your private and personal information. We will not sell or distribute Personally Identifiable Information to third parties. We will use Personally Identifiable Information only to assist in processing your order and to answer your site click “Help” submissions. ASKNORRIS.com reserves the right to inform existing customers regarding sales specials or significant ASKNORRIS.com events.
II. Cookie/Tracking Technology
The ASKNORRIS.com Website may use cookie and tracking technology. Cookie and tracking technology are useful for gathering information such as browser type and operating system, tracking the number of visitors to the ASK NORRIS.com Website, and understanding how visitors use the ASKNORRIS.com Website. Cookies can also help customize the ASKNORRIS.com Website for visitors. Personally Identifiable Information cannot be collected via cookies and other tracking technology; however, if you previously provided Personally Identifiable Information, cookies may be tied to such information. Aggregate cookie and tracking information may be shared with third parties when appropriate.
III. Distribution of Personally Identifiable Information
We reserve the right to disclose Personally Identifiable Information to governmental agencies or other companies assisting us in fraud prevention or investigation. We may do so when: (1) permitted or required by law or in compliance with a judicial proceeding or court order; or, (2) to protect our rights and/or to protect against or prevent actual or potential fraud or unauthorized transactions; or, (3) investigating fraud which has already taken place. The information will not be distributed for marketing purposes.
IV. Third Party Service Providers
V. Commitment to Data Security
Your Personally Identifiable Information is kept secure. Only authorized employees, agents and contractors (who have agreed to keep information secure and confidential) will have access to this information. All emails and newsletters from this site allow you to opt out of any further mailings.
VI. Privacy Contact Information
By e-mail: email@example.com
We reserve the right to make changes to this policy. Any changes to this policy will be updated accordingly.
Revised: February 2012
COPYRIGHT, TRADEMARK, AND INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY NOTICE AND DISCLAIMER
The complete contents of the Ask Norris Site, including but not limited, all text, graphics, characters, logos, slogans, audio clips, video, photographs, software, trademarks, design, marketing strategy, business plans (“Puzlink Trademarks”), and all other information (the "Proprietary Content") are, unless otherwise noted, the property of Puzlink, LLC, its affiliates or partners.
The Proprietary Content is protected by federal, state and international copyright and trademark laws, or other proprietary rights. These rights are protected in all forms, media and technologies existing now or hereinafter developed. No portion of the Proprietary Content may be reprinted, republished, modified, or distributed in any form without the express written permission of Puzlink, LLC. You may not reproduce, reverse engineer, decompile, disassemble, modify, transmit, sell, distribute, license or create derivative works of any of the Proprietary Content. You may not make any unauthorized copies of any Proprietary Content. Certain Proprietary Content may be licensed from third parties and all such third party content and all intellectual property rights related to the third party content belong to the respective third parties.
In addition, certain trademarks are the property of their respective third party owners, and the use of trademarks, logos, or brand names in the Ask Norris Site are for identification purposes only, and does not imply an endorsement by Puzlink, LLC of the trademark owner, or vice-versa, or that such trademark owner has authorized Puzlink, LLC to promote its products, services, or content.
You may not remove any copyright, trademark or other intellectual property or proprietary notice or legend contained on the Ask Norris Site or the Proprietary Content.
Any rights not expressly granted by this Disclaimer Notice or any applicable end-user license agreements are reserved by Puzlink, LLC. Except as expressly provided above, nothing contained herein shall be construed as conferring by implication, estoppel or otherwise any license or right under any patent, copyright or trademark of Puzlink, LLC or any third party.
Revised: February 2012
AFFILIATE COMPENSATION DISCLOSURE
Thank you for visiting this website. We are pleased to be able to serve as your resource and hope you had a positive experience while visiting.
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AskNorris.com maintains affiliate relationships with the distribution partners found on this site in order to deliver you the best service, support and satisfaction.
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