"I am Sexy and I'm Norris!"

Buy your condoms here!. Welcome to Bitsy and I`s private fishing hole of condom knowledge. There is no better place on the internet to catch a "fish". As our guest, feel free to shop around. We offer a wide variety of condom brands, styles and related accessories. Don't forget to check out the treasure chests deep below. - Norris, "The Condom Walrus"

 

FAQ

If you should have any questions or concerns, feel free to reach out to us. The below listed are some common questions “users” have submitted as they were enjoying the asknorris.com experience. We hope that the answers we have provided are helpful!
  • Will my order be shipped "007" style?
    Yes. Norris understands discretion better than anyone. Your order will be shipped in an unmarked envelope or box. The return address name will read "PCPD, LLC."
  • Will there be evidence on my Credit Card Bill?
    Yes. Norris is slick. Your purchase will appear as "PCPD, LLC" on your bill.
  • Does Norris accept paper or plastic?
    Our processing partner accepts Visa, Master Card, American Express, Discover, and PayPal as forms of payment.
  • I know Norris gives me protection. Does he protect my privacy, too?
    Yes. Norris does not request, collect or share any of your personal information.
  • How long until my order arrives?
    Most orders will arrive within 5-7 days. International orders will arrive within 14-21 day (depending on customs).
  • How does one return an order from the "Mens" section?
    While we hope you never have to return anything, orders can be returned within 30 days for store credit. For information about returns, please call 1-800-893-9105 or email service@undercovercondoms.com.
  • How does one return an order from the "Ladies" section?
    For "Ladies," please call 1-877-497-PINK(7465) or email service@pinkapple.com
  • What is the address that returns can be sent?
    The return address is:
    PCPD, LLC
    4265 Diplomacy Drive
    Columbus, OH 43228
 
 

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